This page is a secret. Don't tell anyone. I've finished an album. It's called "Picture of Health." I don't know when it'll be out. Everything by me except additional vocals on tracks 2, 4, and 10 by Max Creager-Roberts, hi-hat and shakers on track 4 by Jack Holston, and (of course) photography by Pat Swanson. Hosted by Peter Hoover.


A

Ryan on the Corner

Saturday, Union

Jeans

Love in the Time of Trump


B

Pressure

Oh! Luna

New Regional Dialects

Dry Spots (Wash)

Paper Plates

Ex-Florist


Ryan on the Corner

You can take this how you may

Whoever's counting cop-outs anyway?

Well, I haven't slept the whole night through

Since you told me about the things you do and don't

You know that Ryan's on the corner, about to run

Training for the test

Overworked and underdressed

When I show up to your door

We can sit together more

There's not a thing that I could just ignore

I heard you bought a picture frame

And tried to hang the heights the same
I know you know that anywhere you go, we'll make a show

Smudges on a CD case

We won't talk about it, anyway

When I show up to your place

You can take this how you will

How you may

Well, I'd do anything to know you better

And there's a lot going on, yeah, that's so true

Whether or not you fail your safe environment training

Your phone call burned a hole in my pocket

DoorDash territorial disputes ignore you

Everyone wants to know you

Everyone is so in love with you

Take this however you will

I can't keep shuttering windowsills

You're breaking off to hold a spot

I'm breaking off your Mardi Gras

They ask for a photograph

You're coming to tear me down again

Reservations? I've got some

But long as I'm under your thumb

I'll keep heading for your door

I guess I've got some explaining to do


Saturday, Union

We could walk together past cell towers and townhomes

Past bulletproof pharmacy windows

And every drug under the sun

Past gated communities with no bonfires on weekdays

Where squirrels still go to town in bushes all the same

We woke up at the same time

We woke up at the same time in the same bed

The crows were freaking out again

I have work in an hour

I had popcorn for breakfast and coffee for water

Would you believe me when I'm wrong?

I've been boxing myself and I've been knocked out for too long

I watched you lose all nuance on a Tuesday
Skipped to Saturday's mindset

Reaching for the palm of my hand

Your stereo broken and your energy stretched out

The ambition of theatre

The opponent of let downs

Your home remedies on my skin

Would you believe me when I'm wrong?

I've been hurting myself and I've been knocked down for so long

You shouldn't believe me when I'm wrong

So long


Jeans

Said you’re giving it time

To break the young mind

It lives in your words

I can see it now, sticking out

How a sore thumb arrives

Left so high and dry

Lives on in your words

I can see you now, sprawled in the backyard

A baby blue smile and the perfect pair of jeans

Snuck out again

To lie to your friends

Lives on in your words

Buying it never was hard

And fate has a way

Of making me stay

Covered in burns

When they had you left in the dust

A baby blue smile and the perfect pair of jeans


Love in the Time of Trump

I know my name brings laughs for your loved ones

Family reunions of silver limbos in the shade

Coordinated separate date nights

Couldn't keep your childhood bed

I would've took the guest room

We got high and threw darts at my bulletproof Murphy bed

Smiled and laid down instead and went over things

I need advice and you love to talk

You say you've got a plan

I couldn't grab anything by the reins if I wanted to

I work for the man and he doesn't give a shit about me

Doing everything we used to do

Couldn't capture flags in front of you

In a treefort of service

I don a hairshirt of purpose

Because the surfaces you smirk around are making me nervous

While I'm holed at home again, trying to figure out these words

Time and time and time again, you try to pick yourself up and you stagger

Time and time and time again, I try to run into you

You'd reach out if you wanted to

We've spent the day in separate beds, anyway

Someone's in your corner, I know

Someone's in your corner again

Something's in the water with your cardboard friend

I woke up and felt dumb

Time and time and time again, you try to pick yourself up and you shatter

I've got great expectations for you

I see you now, you're coming around the bend

Great expectations for you

I see you now, you're coming around the bend

Great expectations for you

I see you now, you're coming around the bend

Great expectations for you

I've been waiting for you

I see you now, you're coming around the bend


Pressure

Walk past the pharmacy, two steps

Cold coffee caught in the storm drain

Union powerwash the weekend stains

I'm in love with a love that never finds me

And I'm tired of it

I'm tired from all this

Now, every song's about you

I'll try to smile a bit

Your friends reintroduced themselves

I guess I'm going where you tell me

I guess I'm going where you tell me

Why don't you tell me something I don't think I know yet?

Pushed aside from all this

And now every song's about you

I'll try to smile a bit

I'll try to smile a bit

I'm in love with a love that never finds me

And I'm tired of it

I'm tired from all this

And now, every song's about you

I'll try to smile a bit

Could you smile a bit?


Oh! Luna

What a mess

It's a guess with you every time

It's the pain that's weaving through you

At the table, unstable, and waving to the neighbors as we talk about hometowns

If you're there, then I'm there for the taking

Walked you home
Skipped a stone

Blew the birthday candles out

There's a lot of lies to tell you

Collecting objections and heading for the sentence to the time of your lifeline

If I'm there, then just don't be mistaken

What you want's not looking next to chance

But I'll always catch your second glance

Cut out, carsick

What you want's not looking good at all

What's the blood on your hands?

Is it still the second plan?

It's the weight that burdens on you

And the runner on the corner has stopped to take a moment just to fall for his hometown

And you're there


New Regional Dialects

I've been counting on your wasted time for so long

You threw your arms around my waist, I tried to take off

Living around the cabinet crutch

Lighting every candle that I should've thrown up for good

They don't build things like they used to

You say you want to know what I'm thinking at all times

Every time we take a step, it seems we toe the line

On the inside, outside, you know that it can't be right

I've dumbed down everything I've heard for days, but kept it true

Every time we try to sleep, it seems we're passing through

They're all drunk in bed, I was diving under baseballs thrown from you

We do our sashay around the room so solemnly
Cut out, carsick, they're cutting every budget now

I'm early for the plane, you're late for everything

I've spent half my life waiting outside for something lame

They're out testing storm sirens, my hairline lives another day

You say you want to know all thoughts that I skim across

First communion from your kitchen walls, my God's been wrong

If I boxed myself, I'd get the wind knocked out of me

We do our sashay around the room so solemnly

Cut out, carsick, they're cutting every budget now

Uptake every shame

Cut out, carsick, they're kicking out the neighbors now

Don't take every blame

Cut out, carsick, they've thrown it out the window now

She doesn't want anything to do with me

She never sticks around

I've been counting on your wasted time for so long

You threw me all over the place, I tried to take off

Living around the way it was

Lighting every candle that I should've thrown out for good

You don't use the slang that you used to


Dry Spots (Wash)

I want to know what you've seen
Where you're going

What you want from me

Here, take my hand, make it ring

Let it wash all over me

Baby, I've been restless, too

Oh, we could stick around

Hey, take my head, make it sing

Let it wash all over me

Hoping you could hold me down

Wrapped around me as we sleep

So take my hand, make it sink

As you watch all over me

I've been on your own time, now

You can always count on me

Babe, take my head, make it think

Let it wash on out of me

I want to do what you want to

I don't want room to breathe

When it's dark outside (So take my hands)

When it rains, it pours (Pull me near)

When it rains, it pours (As you wash all over me)


Paper Plates

It's gonna be four long years

Every agency holding you down

Lost it all in the carpet

It must be worth it when you smile now

Crashed your kinship convention

Introduced as a friend

The "Where the hell have you been?"

And "What'd you do to yourself?"

Someday, you'll raise your least favorite

And they'll just call you Mom

Long for the calm of a hotel bar

Your new personality hire

Brought in with a push and a shove

With Febreeze in his armpits

And a moss-covered gun

We could've tried out the good life

When everybody gets home

They'll start a fight all the same

What could ride on your everything?

Funeral potatoes on paper plates

I'll go learn how to cry

We should've gone for the good life


Ex-Florist

You were breathing down my neck to meet up

Now, the hours left your day

There's hardly a place for haven here

You always hated this song

Bathroom stall graffiti brought me back to your arms

Too much coffee to get through the day

Had to lay down and shake

You're always speaking in song

I'd lay it all out on the table, but explain for too long

Wish we could get out this place

Here, the air sticks to you

Even winters are wrong

I thought it was fine

It's either a reason, a season, or lifetime

At least that's what you said

But there's hardly a way to hold me down

And I can't give you a route

I can't even find a way to figure me out

Sunday morning, encased in my bed

With fiber supplements

You weren't a saint for my stomach

Knelt down, hellbound, dearly beloved

I threw us up in the street

I've had enough of your industry

I guess I'm fine

Guess I'm going where you want me to go

Guess I'm going where you want me to go

If I wanted to, I'd tell you no

I can't sit this one out